"Well...hello, my love."
"Who...me? This ol' thing? (insert coy giggle here) Oh....you're so sweet. You haven't changed a bit either!"
"Oh, yes. I'll be watching tonight. I just need to tell my blog friends about our date."
Sorry, ladies. I MUST have my priorities. The phone is off, the computer is idle, and I'm ignoring my kids. See you tomorrow...