I have him-hawed about this post for quite some time. I him-ed. I hawed. I finally came to the conclusion that you are my people. When something significant happens, it should be something you share with your people, right?
I’ve dropped subtle hints for the past couple of years, but I’ve never actually said that my husband is in law enforcement. Uh…he’s in law enforcement.
Our house has been a little chaotic recently because he was selected to be on the E.S team for his department (other depts. call it SWAT). It was a career goal for him to be selected, so he’s extremely excited. Me? Not so much.
The downfall at this point is that he’s gone for training for two months. I know there are a lot of single moms out there, and I constantly commend you for your work. However, the thought of doing this on my own isn’t necessarily appealing to me.
You think I’m being dramatic? Look at these crazy kids. They’re gonna eat me alive!
Because my husband might freak that I mentioned he’s out of town, I should remind you of my secret weapon.
He may be dumber than a box of rocks, but he is smart enough to bite your face off if you decide to harm us.
Of course, you could always turn the sprinklers on. Then, he would stop in his tracks.
While my husband is repelling out of helicopters and training in sniper shooting, I will be shopping for school clothes and spray painting something. Kinda makes you wonder how we’re even married, doesn’t it? :)